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24 Shorts

Quick takes we couldn’t keep down.

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National Cat Day Is About Adoption. Nobody Mentions the Coat You're Adopting.

October 29 celebrates bringing a cat home. The coat they arrive in has a history you weren't given.

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The Halloween Costume Lasted Four Minutes. The Mats Will Outlast It.

Even a costume your cat wore for one photo can leave a coat that needs more than a brush.

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The Furnace Kicked On. Your Cat's Coat Felt It First.

Central heating has a grooming opinion, and your cat is the one paying for it in flakes and crackles.

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You Know Every Cat Coat Red Flag. Here's What 'Fine' Actually Looks Like.

Every list of warning signs assumes you already know what normal feels like. Most owners don't — they've just never had a reason to check.

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Your Cat's Fall Shed Has a Tipping Point. Here's How to Spot It.

There's shedding you can brush through, and shedding that's already won. The difference is easier to spot than you'd think.

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Fleas Didn't Get the Memo That Summer's Over

Your cat's coat is about to get a lot thicker. Fleas consider that outstanding news.

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Labor Day Is a Long Weekend to You. Your Cat's Coat Got the Memo Weeks Ago.

Nobody sent your cat a calendar invite. The shrinking daylight did that job already.

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It's Happy Cat Month. Your Cat's Self-Sufficiency Act Just Got Debunked

Scientists studied the tongue that supposedly has grooming handled. It's impressive. It's also not the whole plan.

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Black Cat Appreciation Day: What That Coat Has Been Hiding From You

It's Black Cat Appreciation Day. Your cat's coat has secrets, and one of them is a tabby.

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Your Cat Grooms Themselves All Day. Your Brush Is Still an Outrage.

Cats spend a third to half their waking hours licking themselves clean. Somehow that's fine, and your brush is a crime.

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It's Basically Your Cat's Birthday. Here's What They Actually Want.

August 8 is International Cat Day. The candles are optional. The undercoat is not.

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Back-to-School Season Is About to Steal Your Cat's Brushing Time

New backpacks, new schedules, and a coat about to get quietly abandoned.

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You're in the Dog Days of Summer. Your Cat Would Like a Word.

The name is a lie. It's cats doing all the suffering.

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Your Cat's Only Air Conditioner Is Its Tongue

Cats barely sweat. In July, that leaves one system working serious overtime — and it's not subtle about it.

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Why Your Cat Sheds in Clumps After Fireworks

Loud bangs, a cat under the bed for six hours, and a coat that decided this was a good time to let go.

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Your Air Conditioner Is Confusing Your Cat's Coat

Cool house, confused coat. Your indoor cat is shedding all summer long — and your thermostat is partly to blame.

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The Summer Lion Cut: When the Mats Win

The mats won. The humidity won. Your cat's dignity is negotiable.

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Why Older Cats Fall Behind on Grooming in Summer

Summer is when you notice your older cat's coat is quietly falling apart. The cat, as always, is not concerned.

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Book the Groom Before the Fourth

Company is coming. Your cat is shedding. The furniture has already picked a side.

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Outdoor Cats in Summer: When Grooming Can Save Them from Fleas

Summer is great for a lot of things. Fleas are not one of them. If your cat goes outside, grooming is damage control.

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Why Your Cat's Fur Mats More in Summer

Heat, humidity, and the annual grooming disaster nobody asked for.

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Spring Shed Emergency: When Your Cat Won't Stop Shedding

There's shedding... and then there's whatever your cat is doing right now.

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Travel Prep Grooming: Make the Trip Easier on Your Cat

Travel is stressful for cats. New smells, new spaces, and a strong suspicion they've been betrayed.

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De-Shedding vs. Regular Brushing: When Your Cat Needs a Pro

You think you're brushing your cat. Your cat thinks you're performing a mild, insulting ritual that changes nothing.